That Rolex, you know, that green one, the Submariner, they call it. Heard folks say it’s a real fancy watch. This one here, they call it “High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Original order”. What’s that even mean? High imitation? Sounds like they’re trying to be fancy, but ain’t quite there. Original order? Order from where? The moon? Anyways, this watch, it looks like the real deal, I guess, if you don’t look too close.
Seen some fellas wearin’ ’em, all puffed up like a rooster. They think they’re somethin’ special with that shiny thing on their wrist. But I tell ya, time’s the same whether it’s tickin’ on a fancy watch or an old clock on the wall. This Rolex Submariner, they say it’s good for divin’. Well, who’s gonna dive with somethin’ that cost more than my whole house? Not me, that’s for sure.
They got all these numbers, these “references” they call ’em. Like 5517 and 5513. What is that, a secret code? Makes no sense to me. And then there’s some other number like 126610LN. They say it’s an “icon”. Well, it looks like a watch to me. And they sure do charge a pretty penny for it. Heard some folks payin’ thousands! Thousands for a watch! Back in my day, you could get a good mule for that kind of money. And that mule would actually do somethin’ useful.
Some folks sayin’ this high imitation Rolex is just as good. Well, maybe. If you just want somethin’ shiny to show off. But I bet it won’t last like the real ones. My old grandpa had a watch, not a Rolex, mind you, but a good solid watch. Passed down from his daddy. Worked like a charm for years. Doubt these newfangled things will be around that long.
And another thing, they say you gotta “get in line” to buy one of these Rolex Submariner watches. Since 1953, even! What, are they made of gold dust or somethin’? Why would anyone wait in line for a watch? Just go buy a regular one. It’ll tell time just the same. Don’t need all that fancy stuff to know when it’s time to feed the chickens.
They say, there is a website, selling these “super clone replica” Rolex. Super clone? What in tarnation is that? Sounds like some kind of space-age thing. Probably costs a fortune, too. Just for a copy. It’s a crazy world we live in. These high imitation Rolex Submariner Green, they look real enough, I suppose. But I bet if you take ’em apart, they ain’t got the same guts as the real ones.
These fellas now, they buy those watches, they think they’re big shots. But when my old rooster died, didn’t need no fancy Rolex to tell me the time. The sun, the moon, that is what tells you the time. Not some shiny watch. They say you can sell these watches, too. For a lot of money. Maybe that’s why folks buy ’em. Like plantin’ seeds, hopin’ they’ll grow into a money tree. But to me, money is good for buyin’ seeds for food, not for plantin’ for money itself.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ these Rolex Submariner watches are bad. They’re probably fine for folks who like that sort of thing. But me, I’ll stick to my old ways. Simple and honest. Don’t need no fancy watch to tell me what time it is. Just need my eyes and the good Lord’s sun in the sky. And I sure don’t need no “high imitation” nothin’. If it ain’t real, it ain’t worth a darn to me.
They say there are other watches, just as good, maybe even better. And some of them are even more expensive! Can you believe it? More money for somethin’ that ain’t even the real deal. This high imitation Rolex Submariner Green, it’s a mystery to me. This world, sometime I just don’t understand it.
- They say this Rolex is for divin’.
- Some folks wait in line to buy one.
- They got all these fancy numbers for different kinds.
- Some folks say the fake ones are just as good.
- They say you can sell them for lots of money.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout some place called “Catawiki”. Sounds foreign. They say you can buy and sell watches there. Probably more of those fancy Rolex Submariner things. I’ll stick to bartering chickens, thank you very much. At least I know what I’m gettin’ with a chicken. Can’t say the same for these watches. Especially the fake ones, the high imitation ones. They might look shiny, but who knows what’s really inside.
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