You know what? That there OMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, it’s a fancy name for a watch, ain’t it? My grandson, he’s always on about these newfangled things. Says this one’s real special. Official flagship store, he says. What’s that even mean? Sounds like some government building.
Well, I seen a picture of it. It’s one of them big watches, all metal-like. Titanium, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ from outer space. I reckon it’s for them astronaut fellas, maybe? Or them rich folks with their fancy cars. Not for us regular people, that’s for sure. Cost a pretty penny, I bet. More than I’d ever spend on a watch. My old ticker works just fine, tells the time same as any other. This OMEGA Speedmaster, must be somethin else, but I don’t know.
Heard him talkin’ ’bout buyin’ it online, too. With a card. Debit card, credit card, whatever those things are. Back in my day, we used cash. Good, honest money. Now it’s all these cards and numbers flyin’ through the air. Don’t trust it, myself. Too easy to lose track of what you’re spendin’. And this OMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, it must be very expensive.
This here OMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, it’s got somethin’ called “quartz.” Quartz movement, I think he said. Sounds like rocks to me. What do rocks have to do with tellin’ time? My old watch has gears and springs, things you can see movin’. This new stuff, it’s all hidden away. Don’t know how it works, but they say it’s better. Maybe it is, maybe it ain’t. I just don’t know why this OMEGA Speedmaster is so good.
- This watch, it’s s’posed to be “multi-functional.”
- Means it does more than just tell time, I guess.
- Probably tells you the weather, the price of eggs, and who knows what else.
- All that stuff is too much for me. Just need to know when to feed the chickens.
They say this OMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33 is for fancy people. Elegant style, they say. Well, I reckon a watch is a watch. It tells the time, that’s all that matters. Don’t need no fancy name or “elegant style.” Just somethin’ that works and lasts a good long while. My husband, bless his soul, he had a watch that lasted him 50 years. Bet this OMEGA Speedmaster won’t make it that long. They don’t make ’em like they used to, that’s for sure.
Spread the cost, they say. 0% finance. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. If you ain’t got the money, you shouldn’t be buyin’ it. That’s what my mama always told me. And she was right. Save your pennies, buy what you need, not what you want. That’s the way to do it. But these young folks, they don’t listen. They want everything now, now, now. And they end up in debt up to their eyeballs. Don’t do like them, don’t buy this OMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33.
80 UK stores, they talk about. That’s a lot of stores sellin’ these fancy watches. Must be a lot of folks buyin’ ’em, I guess. More money than sense, if you ask me. But who am I to judge? Just an old woman who don’t understand these newfangled things. Just remember, an old watch can tell the time as this OMEGA Speedmaster.
Click and collect, they say. Click what? Collect where? Sounds like more of that internet nonsense. Back in my day, you went to the store, you looked at what you wanted, and you bought it. Simple as that. Now it’s all clicks and codes and who knows what else. Too complicated for me, I say. If you want to buy this OMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, just go to the store.
This OMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33. It’s a mystery to me, it is. But if you got the money to burn, and you like fancy things, then go ahead and buy it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you’re broke and can’t afford to put food on the table. There are more important things in life than a fancy watch, that’s for sure. Like family, and friends, and a good home-cooked meal. Those are the things that really matter. Not some fancy watch with a fancy name. That’s all I gotta say about that. Remember this when you think about buying an OMEGA Speedmaster.
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